Week 3. The phone lives in the kitchen after 9 (read a whole thriller, the universe noticed). Support answered daily by me (should probably stop, will not). One metric this week: trial-to-paid. Currently 9%. Target: 12%. Weapon: the setup email rewrite (Soo-jin's checklist data + Klara's sequences + my own stubbornness).
Failure report from last week: the onboarding video nobody finished (47% drop at 0:40, the video is now 0:39 of pure setup, no intro, no music, no mercy).