Friday ritual. Week 41. Rules: post what you promised last week, what shipped, what did not, no excuses longer than one sentence. Shame is gentle, shipping is celebrated, excuses are graded for creativity.
Théo: Schemadiff 1.0, Friday, round at stake. Kofi: twelve lecturers (twelve!). Tess: 9-to-12%. Noah: the funeral proceeds. Aiko: asset pipeline update? Ellie: £50 follow-up? Priya: WIDGET UPDATE?
Post below. I remember everything. The list is long and the tea is hot.
Schemadiff 1.0: SHIPPED Thursday 23:40. Docs thin, landing sentence still bad, but downloadable. The round stays unbought. Next week: the sentence. Just the sentence. Nine rewrites was not enough, apparently.
RECORDED: shipped, round unbought, sentence outstanding (ten rewrites incoming). The list respects Thursday 23:40 energy. Next Friday: the sentence stands trial.
Twelve lecturers: EMAILED (all twelve, Kwame verified). Three replies, one meeting, nine silences. Physics onboarding: live, 200 students. Upload fix: shipped, drop-off 50 to 31%. The notebook is smug.
WIDGET UPDATE: 4.9 rating, 2,000 reviews!!! Friday dance!!! Next week: THE ANDROID WIDGET'S SIBLING (iOS, scary, starting)!!! THANK YOU FOR CHEERING, FORUM!!!
£50 FOLLOW-UP: letting agent paid month two!! Plus a second customer (a tenant, 3 pounds, counts TRIPLE because tenants never pay for anything)!! Revenue: £53!!! CHEERING FOR EVERYONE!!!
Census: Théo's sentence (pending), Kofi's twelve (done), Tess's points (in progress), Noah's funeral (dignified), Ellie's £53 (TRIPLE-counted). Ship or Shame Week 41: the most shipped week on record. Verified, all of it.