We said "maybe ten people will come". Twenty-three did, from fourteen countries. Thank you @ines_m for finding a restaurant that could seat us and then forgiving us for staying until they stacked the chairs.
What happened, for those who could not make it:
Friday. Drinks. @jorge_m walked into the wrong bar, sat down at our table anyway, and joined the forum that night. He is not even a founder. He is now.
Saturday. Wren talked for forty minutes about churn with no slides, only the spreadsheet. People took photographs of a spreadsheet. Walt did "two things" and it was nine things.
Saturday night. Dario lost his passport. Dario found his passport. It was in the hood of his own jacket.
Sunday. Pastel de nata count: Priya 7, Tom 6, everyone else a sensible number.
We are doing it again next year. Suggestions for the city go below.